#LAMA DOG HIRING MOVIE#

Jump out of your favorite chair just before the movie ends and run to open the back door.

Wear socks to which you have made holes using a blender.

Drop some chocolate pudding on your carpet in the morning and then try to clean it in the evening.

Pour cold apple juice on the rug and floor.walk barefooted over it in the dark.

Carry sticks and branches indoors and chop them up on your carpet.

Collect leaves off the ground and spread them on the floor.

Start wearing your shoes indoors, especially during muddy times.

Stuff your pockets with plastic bags and pick up all the poo you can find, obviously not your dogs as you have not bought it yet ?.

Get up at 5am, go out in the pouring rain and walk up and down a muddy path, repeating good girl/boy, wee wees.poo poos, quickly please.

Buy a lead and tie it to a big stone, walk around dragging the stone behind you.

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